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(sung to the tune of "Oogie Boogie's Song" from "Nightmare Before Christmas")

G.W.: Well, well, well; who have we here? Lola Rottweiler? Ooh, you're no canine! I wondered how you'd look in person! :evillaugh:
(singing) You're jokin'! You're jokin'! I can't believe my eyes!
You're jokin' me, you gotta be! She DOES have red eyes!
She's muscular, but lovely; I don't know which is worse!
I might just burst to flames now, if I don't die laughing, first!

The handsome Global says, "There's trouble close at hand,"
You better pay attention, doll, 'cause I'm a lava man!
And if you aren't shaking, there's something very wrong,
'Cause this must be the first time you've heard a villain's song.
Whoa-oh. (Whoa) Whoa-oh. (Ow) Whoa-oh. (Wow) I'm the Global Warmer man!

And if I'm feeling antsy, with nothing else to do,
I might just cook a big batch of molten lava stew.
And do you know the one thing that would make it work so nice?
A little bit of company, to add a little spice!
(Whoa-oh) Whoa! (Whoa-oh) Oh! (Whoa-oh) Yes! I'm the Global Warmer man!


Lola: Release me or else you'll face the dire consequences!
My date must be expectin' me, so you better come to your senses!


G.W.: AH-HA! You're jokin'! You're jokin'! I can't believe my ears!
Will someone shut this lady up? I'm drowning in my tears!
She's funny, I'm laughin'! You really are too much!
And now, with your permission, I'm going to do my stuff!


Lola: Which is?

G.W.: You'll find out, soon, my dear! (*Instrumental*) Oh, the sound of burning fire, to me, is music in the air!
And I'm a gambling lava man, although I don't play fair!
It's much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.
Not mine, of course, but yours, my dear, now that'll do just fine!


Lola: Okay, you do have a good singing voice, but this is getting kinda weird!

G.W.: Oh dearie, you're something, you're putting me in a spin!
You aren't comprehending the position that you're in!
It's hopeless, you're finished, you haven't got a prayer;
'Cause I'm Mr. Global Warmer, and you are going nowhere.
(evil chuckling)

Lola: (gulps)
Well, just kill me, now; I've written another song parody, this time it's based on "Oogie Boogie's Song" from Tim Burton's "Nightmare Before Christmas". Just ready for Halloween, right? Anyway, I hope you guys like it.

Global Warmer belongs to: Eric Robles :iconfanboyandchum:

Lola Rottweiler belongs to: Me

Original song belongs to: Tim Burton and Danny Elfman

Original song here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CSk1H…
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Toongirl18's avatar
Ah! Just like you made Global Warmer and Lola in a MLP style! I remember your picture since.